Ms. January: Max

Name: Maxine Grey aka Max

Birthday: July 15, 2012
Age: 13
Pronouns: She/her
Location: Somerville, MA

Fun facts:

• Runt of the litter

• Widely rumored to be the inventor of resting bitch face

• Despite the RBF, she’s not actually bitchy, she just has strong boundaries.

• She loves putting her face in a shoe.

• Lives at Haus Elsewhere, free of ownership

Post-Publication Correction for January! January 29, while listed with the correct photo, is incorrectly listed as Rusty’s birthday, but it is - in fact - Kevin’s birthday. I apologize to Kevin profusely and hope one day he finds it in his old, grumpy heart to forgive me.